Ruby is my Whore

“New York? Too close. Vegas! Ugh, no. Too touristy.”

internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

starklings:

The salvage of a lifetime.

“Are you ready to be strong?”

So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?

ramenloverdattebayo:

of-ambivalence:

aphoticamy:

consulting-meerkat:

iheartkissingboys:

Pro-Gay religious counter-protesters at Atlanta Pride.

IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION TO HATE.

PUT THAT ON A SHIRT.

Christianity: doing it correctly

Real Christians are legitimately good people. 

Thank you, some other Christians then me finally get it! Victory!

theanti90smovement:

yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers

CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”