“New York? Too close. Vegas! Ugh, no. Too touristy.”
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
“Are you ready to be strong?”
So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?
Real Christians are legitimately good people.
Thank you, some other Christians then me finally get it! Victory!